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Personal information
I am:
Petey Felatio, 54 years old, male, heterosexual
From:
United Kingdom
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
Languages:
English
Occupation:
Arse licker
Income:
Average
Relationship:
Single
Kids:
No, and do not want any
Religion:
Atheist
Smoking:
Regularly
Drinking:
Occasionally
Webcam:
Yes
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Average
Hair length:
Medium
Hair color:
Black
Eye color:
Brown
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About me

All round perv and kinky fucker. My fantasy is to be gang by dozens of hot women with strapons and then to be forced by them to fuck a blow up doll called Cindy while they film it for a xhamster upload. Yowsa!

Favourite porn stars: 70s Golden Age - Desiree West (beautiful, great body, and the best actress in porn IMO), Kristine Heller, Lesllie Bovee, Linda Wong, Carole Tonge, Casey Winters, Justina Lynn, Hillary Summers, Marlene Willoughby, Alexandria Cass, Vanessa del Rio, Annette Haven, Crystal Dawn (possibly porn's first anal gaper, I'm researching this!), lots of others. 80s (80s porn was awful for the most part) - Lysa Thatcher, Aja, Jessica Wylde, Nina DePonca. 90s - Flame, Laurie Cameron, Roxanne Hall, P J Sparxx, Kelly O'Dell. Current/recent - Tiana Lynn, Jasmine Webb, Skin Diamond, Melissa Lauren, Natalie Heck, Suzie Best, Sahara Knite, Lauren Phoenix, Kendra James, Tiffany Hopkins, Isabel Ice, Tyla Wynn, Sasha Grey, Belladonna, Kimberley Kane, Aiden Starr, Sindy Lange, Sinnamon Love, Molly Rome, Kinzie Kenner, Claudia Adkins, Katsumi, Olga Cabaeva, Alicia Rhodes, Poppy Morgan, Nadia Nyce, Olivia Saint, Donna Marie.

And a few whose appeal I could never understand (though no disrespect intended to any of them): Juliet Anderson (never been a milf fan, and when they look like Margaret Thatcher...no thanks!), Kay Parker (Ok in many ways, just never found her attractive), Seka (guys just go for the real obvious don't they? Dear oh dear), Desiree Cousteau (ditto, pretty much).

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I have a Mistress. This is mostly a long distance arrangement though we do get together sometimes. She makes fun of my small cock, tells me I can't fuck to save my life, and am also crap at giving head. She says I am only fit to lick arse. On a recent trip to a swingers club she asked everyone if they wanted their arse licking. It was a bi night so it was both men and women. She had them all face the wall and I got down on my knees and rimmed everyone who wanted it. I had to rim them for a minute each. We went through every room and I even rimmed the downstairs bar staff. Mistress counted 37 people rimmed in total. Other rimming adventures have brought this total up to 89. Mistress is aiming for at least a thousand within the next two years. I am already getting a reputation in my town as an arse licker and people have even turned up at my door following recommendations from others. When this happens I have to film it to show Mistress.
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I HATE MISOGYNY IN PORN. If you are one of those so-called porn fans who refers to female porn performers as "sluts/whores/bitches" etc (but still apparently likes watching them have sex - how does THAT work?) then DON'T post comments on my page, or uploads, or send friend requests. Keep your stupid anti-sex, Old Testament based hatred to yourself, I'm not interested.

To Sydney University and other institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects - use anything of mine you like, I couldn't give a fuck. And if you are female and young (or young-ish) and have a strapon then feel free to fly me to Sydney where I will be more than happy to help you with your studies.

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